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secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women
<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->
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happy pride~ π³οΈββ§οΈπ©·ππ©΅
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I can't believe Zig Zag fucking that guys mom was controversial back in the day. I saw actual threads way back when over whether she was in the right for fucking that guys mom. It's an all time piece of webcomic history for me. Zig Zag should have fucked more moms
A decade passed, people began revisionist history claiming 'she probably didn't ACTUALLY fuck that guys mom, she was lying', and so Eric Schwartz made an entire 20 page erotic comic in like 2021 elaborating on the exact details of how she fucked that guys mom
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A lil thing for International Cat Day AND Vore Day
The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
my pawsome animal
Don't vent to Pinkie Pie
(EDITED TO BE MORE READABLE)
My NSFW Catgirls zine.
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You don't Understand.
Really.
Everyone freaks out at first, you know? "Oh stars, some random plant is going to kidnap me in the dead of night and make me it's thrall!"
But no. Of course they won't.
The reality is much simpler:
They will find you. You may be one of the ones who thinks you found them- this, of course, is a deception. They knew it would be easier for you if you felt you had that control.
But no, they find you. Maybe it is a meet cute, maybe a 'random' moment in a sea of new and strange- or maybe your ship was captured. Maybe your new therapist took a liking to you. A billion billion billion ways for it to happen. This is the part most feralists dread, the part where they simply drug you and take you.
But no, that would be too simple. And besides, by the time you meet them? You're already beyond escape. They will shower you in the perfect sort of moments, a cascade of words that run down your back in much the same way their vines do- slowly, softly, warmly...yet possessively. They will show you the new world, the new life you can, would, will have. They will smile and watch you experience all your firsts- first kiss, first date, first time drugged, first trauma taken. You may think that you've had some of those firsts taken already.
But no, you have not. Not by a person. Not by an affini. And that is what matters, now that you are already a pet-to-be. Now that your future and past and certainly your present has been lifted from the weave of Fate and taken into their vines.
They will go just as slow as they can bear, yet just as fast as they can get away with. It will feel far sooner than you realize, yet you will find that you look back and think to yourself:
"Why ever did I resist at all?"
But no, dear.
You didn't.
You merely thought you did- yet every step, regardless of towards or away, every step was a carefully planned dance.
And a good Lead can direct and control their follower without a single spoken word.
First the drugging was scary- until it wasn't.
Then the memory alterations were...until it felt like freedom instead of fear.
And when they rested their core sample on your spine and made a hum of Approval, you were already smiling.
Truly, we never stood a chance.
Not humanity.
Not me.
And no, silly floret...
Not you.
I used to really like the β¨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore
NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.
reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail
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Stop handwringing over "is it feminist to trap my boyfriend in a glob of iridescent slime deep within an underwater cave that slowly transforms him into a cute seaslug girl?" and start supporting actually existing feminism (trapping your boyfriend in a glob of iridescent slime deep within an underwater cave that slowly transforms him into a cute seaslug girl)
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