Lock and Key

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

hey what the fuck is wrong with you people

idk, what is wrong with me? i’m in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, i’ve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just… like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!

can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed

shakespeare frantically rewriting macbeth’s marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the original 

i know im bouncing around topics today but military recruitment ads that are clearly modeled off of video game ads make my blood boil

#sometimes you’re a bodyguard (sometimes you’re a family member) #and it’s your job to take care of someone #specifically and entirely your job to take care of them #and they make it so hard for you #they’re hard to keep an eye on and they’re hard to keep hold of #they just go running off! all the time! #and you know it’s not so much that they trust the world as they trust you to keep them safe in it #and that makes you a little proud but also so worried #because what if you can’t? if they get hurt you’ll die #(if they’re ever truly hurt you’re already dead.  that’s the only way it’ll ever happen #but still it works in both directions) #but you can’t keep them from running off #you’d never hold them back like that #keeping them from being themselves counts as hurting them and you can’t do that  (if they’re ever truly hurt–) #and you’re so worried and you’re so /proud/ and you love them so /much/ and fuck.  there they go again (via @ereborne)

The best scene in Legend of Korra is the one guy who asks to take a picture of Korra for his “Wall of Avatars” which consists of one photo of Aang.

i the snail.

everybody here is perfect

I have never seen a happier snail omg

THOSE CATS ARE IMMORTAL