help, I'm stuck in spn and can't get out

remember when sam did that whole purification spell to make everybody a virgin again to open up the sealed bunker in 12x22? and then next episode cas dies and dean never has sex again? anyways dean winchester dies a virgin. is my point.

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

You just don't get this on other sites

modern au where dean cas and jack get sent from canon to some normal apple pie life with nothing supernatural. everyone is alive and together for the holidays and confused about how dean suddenly acquired himself a weird guy he has deep homoerotic tension with, and everyone swears that there is something off about him (sam even swears he's seen his eyes glow, though this is met with the utmost skepticism. charlie thinks maybe he was spy, like james bond). add in the fact they have somehow have a 4 year old (who also just so happens to be god) who looks like both of them even though thats impossible and dean swears him and cas aren't a thing (everyone clocks their shit immediately and realizes this is a lie) despite jack calling them both "dad", adds up to a really interesting thanksgiving.

modern au where dean cas and jack get sent from canon to some normal apple pie life with nothing supernatural. everyone is alive and together for the holidays and confused about how dean suddenly acquired himself a weird guy he has deep homoerotic tension with, and everyone swears that there is something off about him (sam even swears he's seen his eyes glow, though this is met with the utmost skepticism. charlie thinks maybe he was spy, like james bond). add in the fact they have somehow have a 4 year old (who also just so happens to be god) who looks like both of them even though thats impossible and dean swears him and cas aren't a thing (everyone clocks their shit immediately and realizes this is a lie) despite jack calling them both "dad", adds up to a really interesting thanksgiving.

to me the single most indicative thing about the idea of dean and benny banging in purgatory is that dean never, not once, made a “i havent been laid in a year” joke. i was waiting for it and it never came. you know he would’ve made that joke. why didn’t he make that joke? because he & benny were fucking

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.