to the world we dream about

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

Imagine going to a music festival it's 9 at night you've been on your feet all day and you go I guess we can check out mcr before we go I like that teenagers song you get there and they're staging a fascism play and the lead singer is getting slapped around. like what do u even do.

Don’t care didn’t ask and I cast a spell over the West to make you think of me the same way I think of you

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

this is your first fucking post ???? you invented this gimmick blog just for this fucking post ??????????

just thought id give detecting miatas a try, hooboy its tough so far

thats okay buddy we all start somewhere

everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

back in my day we lost flappy bird

Winter is for listening to the same music you were listening to at 15. Unfortunately

therapy can't replace getting so angry alone in your room you feel lightheaded