vampire fucker

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Aang is just fucking around with using air to waterbend, Sokka discovers liquid oxygen and promptly develops chemical rocket engines and uses them to go visit his first girlfriend, the moon.

The dark depths of a clown cave

ur basically forcegiggling people when you tell funny jokes, dont you know how problematic that is? ur rlly ok with noncon chuckling??? wow ok, freak. no wonder u listen to smileslut all the time...

ahh ues if it isnt my lovely wife, distant field of ominously blinking red lights that are just a wind farm but holy shit folks you could make this classic midwest sighting up for a horror story. folks

i gotta know do they blink all together or at different intervals

im afraid their blinking is quite unnervingly unified as well.

bring back character ask blogs

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

I think it would be very cool to be able to breathe underwater. Expressly for the purpose of sitting on the seafloor and closing your eyes and blocking out noise except for the water. So peaceful. I think that would fix me

i need stufffff broooo i want thingssss

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.