just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it
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just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

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me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."
Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from
That and the monkey barrrsssss
“find something to eat” is such a true phrase you really do have to find it
Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s

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going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots
these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.
since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at
it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect
guy named all trades: 🤤
guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW

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Happy lunar new year everyone! Wishing you peace, prosperity, health, happiness, and more money in your pockets! 🧧🧧
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt
I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.
I had to do it.
I've been put in the tank 😔
every time I'm too scared to pull the trigger on a bluesky post, I know I can post it here. you all get me.

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Collecting those rn