i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

Separating the the art from the artist ‘Separating the Smithy from the James Corden’

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

Hey so I see this post a lot on my dash, and so I’m gonna take this moment to say something about it. When you are always the one initiating contact or hangouts with your friends, then it sets up a certain expected dynamic between the two of you. And so when you stop contacting them, they may be so used to you being the one who reaches out that when you don’t, they’ll assume it’s just because you’re busy. Or because you no longer want to hang out with /them/. So instead of just cutting off contact, talk to your friends. Let them know that you feel like you’re the one always making plans. You’ll be surprised at the number of them willing to make a change to help you feel more appreciated and loved. People can’t read minds. If you don’t tell them what you need or how you feel, then they’ll never know.

Touch Up - Mother Mother

bittersweet 16-mckenna grace ❤️❤️❤️

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

y’all should reblog and put in the tags what your first concert and your last concert were, and what your next concert will be if you know

Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’

Damen & Laurent 🤭

I love that Ruby just wakes up one day and decides to just bring down the Prime Minister and then goes on a years long stealth mission, where she only meets him once and single handedly stops him from creating nuclear Armageddon. Very Martha Jones coded of her.

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

lucy dacus and hozier sang i, carrion (icarian) together and i wasn't there to see it happen