‘louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny’

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

i will indeed make it a post ☝️ camp jupiter being settled on a mountain instead. yeah sure a little blasphemous because why would you settle on a mountain when the gods did the same? are you trying to impersonate the gods or equate yourself to them? but also mountains keep them away from neptune’s domain and keep them closer to jupiter’s domain. and higher up away from the underworld or pluto’s domain. camp jupiter settling in a valley on top of a mountain and having a whole functioning hidden city far more reasonably hidden from mortals. come winter, they are fucking that snow upppp. snowboarding, skiing, tubing, and sledding like it’s life or death. they somehow find it a way to make it life or death. FURTHERMORE! percy clawing his way to camp jupiter and it’s a camp kinda like what he’s looking for but it’s different and so far removed from the ocean as opposed to chb who settled on long island right next to the sea. percy feeling so unsettled but also terrified because he’s still scared of heights and they are…thousands of feet in the air. along with jason feeling unsettled at cbh bc they’re far below the sky of his father’s domain and closer to the underworld and sea.

r/AskHistorians: How well would you be able to use a Roman legionnaire's shield as a sled?

percy fits in so well because he used the gorgon’s tray as a sled. anything can be a sled if you put your mind to it. the romans like that line of thinking.

why it so dangerous to be clean

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

Every time I see “helpful” posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.

reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please don’t get fancy

Pick one. Stick with that one. 

when u tie ur life force forever to the kid fated to die at sixteen but he's ur best friend so ur world wouldn't be complete without him anyway. and u both have another best friend and all three of u know that she will watch u both die in a few years but ur all ignoring it because no one wants to think about it. and she's already watched her older sister 'die' and lost her brother to evil but fate is fate. and u wont even have a chance at rebirth or reincarnation because u aren't human. so ur gonna be a plant forever and have no chance at seeing them again. but it's always worth it because the empathy link means u get three more years together instead of dying in this cyclops cave.

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

WAIT. ☝️ percabeth being odypen reincarnated……calypso getting off ogygia and meeting annabeth and being like. whoa. you’re really familiar. hold on. and just staring so hard at her for so long and people are like. well she has feelings for percy right? so she’s probably jealous. but calypso is just like ODYSSEUS!!!! and she looks over at percy and goes. oh you must be penelope then. and sitting on that for like. five seconds before going. yeah i get why both of you wanted off my island ☹️ i respect that 😔 <- kicked puppy with her big brown eyes and wet lashes. ENDGAME perannalypso. YAY ❤️

I love when I can hear someone's smile in their voice

ok what does a fatal injury look like on Frank if his firewood is intact

something something Frank’s firewood curse as a kind of inverse to Percy’s curse of achilles. Percy completely incapable of getting injured but in the right circumstances he can die. meanwhile Frank is so so vulnerable and can get hurt and beaten and sliced and stabbed and carved into but none of it can kill him.