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Chaotic good white trash

someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

a person: hey what’s up me internally: wuk wuk wuk!! lipstick in my valentino white bag!!! me: hey nothin

have you ever just eaten a lump of brown sugar and instantly felt yourself transported back to the 1840s and your papa has just returned from town and he brought you and your nine siblings a brown paper bag tied with twine full of hardened lumps of brown sugar that he got by trading 3 ears of corn because i have

im so perplexed by this post every time I see it because who just eats brown sugar and why do so many people find this relatable

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

Home is where you can have a breakdown in peace.