i think everybody needs to shave their head at least once in their life. especially if youre scared of getting an ugly haircut or something. get it buzzed and youll freak out for a week maybe but eventually get used to it and enjoy the lack of maintenance and then when it grows out you can try new styles without any anxiety bc now youre cool with shaving it all as a fall back plan. this has been a buzzcut propaganda post

my mom is helping me job hunt and when i told her my dream job is to sit in one place and sort stuff by color all day she made a really disgusted face and said “you want to work on a fucking assembly line?” like yeah

Not everyone wants to be the king. Some people simply want to work the stables because they get to be around horses all day. 

I love to work with my hands, and I appreciate repetitive work that allows my mind to work in the background so that I have mental energy to write in the evenings, even after a full day’s work. The problem was that my last job which WAS often (tho not always) mindless repetitive working with my hands paid a fucking pittance and did not include any benefits whatsoever and I was drowning in debt just for the privilege of saying I had a job. So. Yes. This. EXACTLY THIS.

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)

CHALLENGE: ACCEPTED LET'S GET YOU THAT SELF CARE

Happy [checks note] Guy Fawkes Night V for Vendetta day election anniversary destiel day Putin (not) resigning Sherlock s5 rumours …November 5th

what baffles me about Elon musk is for a man with a massive throbbing ego, he still passes up the chance to be the savior of humanity and end world hunger with like, 3% of his money. Can you IMAGINE the bragging this guy could do?? But nah. He said lemme buy twitter instead.

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

it's where they go to do cocaine

why the fuck did it suddenly become trendy to be really really into ghosts and shit

It’s halloween you dumb motherfucker

oh so i guess because i made a little mistake its time to swear huh