🦇The bird of Hermes is my name 🦇

I finally met Samael and gave him the last heart. My friend, seeing Samael for the first time: SMASH. Also my friend seeing Azrael: Smash, he's hot. Me: No he has terrible people skills. My friend seeing Silitha: SMASH. Me: What? My friend: just joking, maybe... After I got the 'War's Glory' enchantment: Look at my cool sword — its bleeds! My friend: It looks like it's on its period. Period sword! Me: ... can War get a period? My friend,a biology student: Don't know. It depends on how his species works and the gender construct of the Nephilim. When I got 'Strife's Offering', I read the Italian version, 'Strife's gift' ('Dono di conflitto'), to my friend. It sound that bad. My friend: Why does it look like Strife gave War a dildo as a gift? Laught of distress from both parts. My friend, still laughing: The modern ones, the ones they sell in Japan. Me: Fuck it. I won't see this enhancement as I did before. With Azrael in the Black Throne. Azrael: The beam, redirect the beam. Azrael: The beam... Me: I know, you fucking bitch! My friend: You have to admit, Azrael is hot, and we'll like him because of it. Me: I'm still going to hit him with a broom. At a certain point, I went to Vulgarim, who started to speak. My friend: he look like he would sell me counterfeit stuff. Me: I don't know, but he probably does. War will grunt or make a sound whenever he falls, gets hit, dashes or climbs. My friend, wasn't watching the steam at that moment: This sounds very inappropriate. Is he using Strife's gift? Me, on the verge of tears: ... I just got hit by an enemy. My friend: And? He can make good use of the gif. I paused the game because of a memory: There's a Tumblr post about War doing the game grunts when he fu- My friend: So he's a masochist. Me: ... FUCK. Show my friend War being shot from a portal, performing a ball manoeuvre, and then landing. My friend: Why does he do it? Me: I don't know. But you have to admit, he's quite flexible. My friend: ... Me: Whoresman My friend: yes. I also showed my friend that, when you perform the finishing manoeuvre on a specific enemy, War will uses Chaoseater as a pole to bring the enemy down in a wheel. Me: This is the stripper movement. My friend: pretty much. Me: War had a stripper past. Lol.

I finally met Samael and gave him the last heart. My friend, seeing Samael for the first time: SMASH. Also my friend seeing Azrael: Smash, he's hot. Me: No he has terrible people skills. My friend seeing Silitha: SMASH. Me: What? My friend: just joking, maybe... After I got the 'War's Glory' enchantment: Look at my cool sword — its bleeds! My friend: It looks like it's on its period. Period sword! Me: ... can War get a period? My friend,a biology student: Don't know. It depends on how his species works and the gender construct of the Nephilim. When I got 'Strife's Offering', I read the Italian version, 'Strife's gift' ('Dono di conflitto'), to my friend. It sound that bad. My friend: Why does it look like Strife gave War a dildo as a gift? Laught of distress from both parts. My friend, still laughing: The modern ones, the ones they sell in Japan. Me: Fuck it. I won't see this enhancement as I did before. With Azrael in the Black Throne. Azrael: The beam, redirect the beam. Azrael: The beam... Me: I know, you fucking bitch! My friend: You have to admit, Azrael is hot, and we'll like him because of it. Me: I'm still going to hit him with a broom. At a certain point, I went to Vulgarim, who started to speak. My friend: he look like he would sell me counterfeit stuff. Me: I don't know, but he probably does. War will grunt or make a sound whenever he falls, gets hit, dashes or climbs. My friend, wasn't watching the steam at that moment: This sounds very inappropriate. Is he using Strife's gift? Me, on the verge of tears: ... I just got hit by an enemy. My friend: And? He can make good use of the gif. I paused the game because of a memory: There's a Tumblr post about War doing the game grunts when he fu- My friend: So he's a masochist. Me: ... FUCK. Show my friend War being shot from a portal, performing a ball manoeuvre, and then landing. My friend: Why does he do it? Me: I don't know. But you have to admit, he's quite flexible. My friend: ... Me: Whoresman My friend: yes. I also showed my friend that, when you perform the finishing manoeuvre on a specific enemy, War will uses Chaoseater as a pole to bring the enemy down in a wheel. Me: This is the stripper movement. My friend: pretty much. Me: War had a stripper past. Lol.