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Also pull-up check?

they’re definitely not as loud as big crinkly diapers, i wear them out and about all the time ^_^

Daddy always says he can hear me crinkling tho… but i dunno if he’s joking just to tease me, or if it’s really true! 🙈

Ha, I love the implication that this particular species of alien has multiple bladders in its typical form and doesn't really feel strong urges thanks to the difference in gravity! No wonder coming to Earth is such a shock - the weird achy pressure would really freak them out, and then suddenly they're wet?! But hey, sometimes humans do that, other humans will probably just assume they have a little medical condition that they haven't gotten around to seeing the doctor for yet... Better that than being known as a whole alien!

I've been told it's very nice, big and spankable! It looks great when I'm about to unload, anus stretching as my ass spread on toilet.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?