Don't judge me

I woke up so desperate for a poo, so we'll see how long it takes to join that club.

I woke up so desperate for a poo, so we'll see how long it takes to join that club.

@theruleset throws a helluva dinner party. There was a line for the bathroom, so we made @slutty-peanut try to use the baby potty. Mortifying for her, very entertaining for the rest of us.

Taking custom pictures for the winner of my giveaway, and this one is just SO CUTE I had to share!! (Not a part of the 5 final photos he got though, he still has 5 pictures no one has ever seen 😏)

Now I have to go so badly that I'm squirming, and I'm trying to finish this post, but my pull-up is already soaked hold on fuck it posting

I pissed myself in the middle of my bathroom, but somehow staying perfectly still had saved my jeans. The problem was, I was standing up wearing (just about) dry jeans, but between my legs I felt like I was sitting in a warm puddle. I slowly worked my jeans down my legs, getting them (and my shirt) totally off without more than a few oddly placed wet spots. Small dribbles of pee were running down my legs by the time I was pulling off my undies, which were soaked in the center. It was, um, distractingly hot. So much so that when I stepped in the shower to finally get out of my soaked pull-up, I was not careful enough, and I ended up with so much pee running down my (now bare) legs that I felt like I needed to shower. But instead I stepped out of the shower, dried off my legs (and between them) with tissues, and put my underwear and jeans right back on to come write part two right away All right that's finished enough, I need to cum really badly and I already need to wash these jeans, send me anons to read while I edge myself into oblivion for the next 45 minutes

It’s so deliciously awkwardly embarrassing when you can’t hold it anymore and you hope at least it runs discretely down your legs, but instead you wind up peeing all over the front of your dress 😳