It's 3 F's Not 4 & Fuck Fleetwood Mac

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”

^ true friendship.

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

I don’t know if I’ll ever find a man who’ll treat me as good as Harry Styles has treated me in the Spring of 2017 tbh

me after resting all day: let her rest

my brain is fired 

i mean fried

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster

nah son that naruto

@llamatitties

Mansplaining: The tweet.

This is performance art.

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

this gets funnier every time i watch it

😂

I’m the friend

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died