Can you describe this ruckus , sir?

Who?

Someone should clean those windows.

Oh shit is this gold star?

That’s a weird looking window. It’s not a full circle. It’s a semi circle.

God forbid a woman be in charge, right?

What kind of sheriff shirt is that?

Do all sheriffs have that beer gut?

Beaver tranquilzer?!?!?

So they had a signal jammer, but the radio works fine? Okay.

She looks like a HS guidance councillor.

Why are his orange jumpsuits getting darker every week?

Lots of hand play right now. Bet you wish that was Alvez

Meanwhile, in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.

What kind of beverage is that? I bet it’s cranberry.

Do you think it’s hard for her to write with that big sss pen?

Be a team player; old mannnnn

Do you think the higher the rank the higher the pants? I swear they get higher every season!

She’s extra hot when she’s snappy.

This looks like the happiest place on earth, move over Disneyland! Wow she looks miserable

That guy is so bored he’s on his phone!

Do you think he shit himself? Or got a lil hard?

Why does your boy have his god damn flashlight on? It’s the middle of the day!

AND WHY DOES SHE HAVE SUNGLASSES ON INSIDE.

go OFF Penny G

Is he gonna wwwwet his wwwwhistle with some wwwwhiskey?