Can you describe this ruckus , sir?

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

Yea thats how animals work

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

Pokemon Heritage Post

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

being an adult is just doing some sort of maintenance check on something different every month. your oil your vagina your hvac filter your teeth your dryer vent your smoke alarm batteries your blood pressure your pest control your boobs your tires and on and on

Me, but I swear it’s a weekly thing

so what's the color of everyone's toothbrush?

haha [following] you are reblogging my post

you do have to admire this plotline for creating a huge fandom war over something that is not related to shipping whatsoever, which is the usual source of such wars. that's new. fresh. unique. a+ work, criminal minds

Reblog and name the one movie you’re most likely to turn to if you’re having the worst time of your life, in the tags

penelope garcia once said “i don’t believe in guns” right after being shot and almost killed with one. then after JJ kills the man who shot her, she immediately tells her she never wanted her to have to do something like that. her character has been written this way since the early seasons. it is not ooc for her to be anti-death penalty.