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Even knighted, Dunk never got rid of the habit of sometimes stuffing his cheeks full when eating. Baelor doesn’t mind. He looks cute and boyish when he does it, and it reminds him of when Dunk has a mouth full of his co— *is shot*
HOTD | Timetravel lucemond child is found by his muna
BERTIE CARVEL as SIMON FOSTER DOCTOR FOSTER | S02E02

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It isn't just that Knives Out protagonists win by being kind and steadfast. They win by sticking to what it is they're good at. What they've been called to do, as thankless and as demeaning as those jobs can sometimes make them feel. They didn't play the "game" like Benoit did. They just did what they knew they were good at.
Marta wins because she was a nurse and a caregiver before anything else. She wins the inheritance because she gave Harlan companionship, not just medical care. She gets the truth out of Ransom because she acted as a nurse, trying to save Fran even though she still dies in the end. Had Harlan just fucking listened to the actual medical expert in the room instead of himself, he would have lived.
Helen wins because she's a third-grade teacher—her job is literally educating, caring for, and looking out for kids. Glass Onion isn't just the working class vs the wealthy, it's an actual functioning adult woman vs a bunch of adult-sized toddlers, whining and throwing temper tantrums and thinking only of themselves. She plays games with her third graders, and in the end she wins by making a game of destroying everything Miles ever held dear, even getting the others to side with her.
Jud wins because he's an actual fucking priest, who actually embodies everything his god taught. He doesn't try to poach Wick's "flock" or anything, nor does he allow himself to surrender to anger and vindictiveness in the way Wick did. Jud is absolved of all his crimes because he just wants to do good by his church, in the name of his god.
Just as Blanc is an excellent detective, so too are these three spectacular at their jobs.
Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig just keep reiterating the same points in every film and I do love them for it.
• Respect the working class
• Fucking respect women.
• Listen to the local queer person who is excellent at their jobs and you will go far.
• Be kind in a cynical world.
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Fem! Maekar Targaryen
I think I can understand why she has 6 children 👀

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Fem! Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen ❤
"So, what topic did you not understand?"
Modern AU. Professor Baelor 📖
"How long do I have to wait?"
Modern AU. Men in suits are my weakness.
Dunk can't handle all that i fear
You can find a couple slightly more spicy versions on twt or bsky 😌
i continue my dunkbaelor sheet
my boy dunk is really bad at taking compliments so when months into his secret relationship with the king he got hit with “the handsomest knight of the seven kingdoms” lets just say man couldnt mumble a coherent sentence for five minutes

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Thanks @valandhirwriter for the idea
My favorite inevitable exchange in fics is when Dunk gets thrown into the lap of luxury after landing his noble/royal husband(s) and he balks and says he’s a lowly hedge knight unworthy of it and his beau(s) go “who said you were? 😠”
Bruh, society.