the lizard opera

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

Sound on, as the captions don't fully match what's being said.

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time