generally disliked

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

police departments love to be like "we need more money to fight all the crime that's been happening lately" and they show a graph with crime going up at then you look into the numbers and it's like "the ten percent increase in crime was correlated with a ten percent increase in active policing hours" and it's like oh okay so the crime factory needs more money because the crime factory stayed open late to manufacture more crime in order to convince us to give more money to the crime factory. Where can I get off this carousel of misery?

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down

“why are you like that” because im full of love and whimsy and childlike wonder

up at 1 AM inventing new ways to want and want and want and want and

i love you a little. haha april fools. i love you lots

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank