they should invent a someone that will love me if they never see me again and will love me if they see me every Tuesday

i'm such a cute lovable woman. anyone being mean to me will break all their bones on 20th march 2025 at 5:30pm

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that

for the sake of appearances i am very much a “that’s none of my business” and “i don’t need to know about that. you keep that to yourself” sort of fellow. removed. respectful. but being fully honest i AM a nasty little ears perked freak… like yes tell me all of your information without being prompted at all. i love to listen.

instagram creators are so crazy like I'm not taking life advice from someone who didn't want their own nose bro