emos only club

they unban porn for as long as im standing in a crowded deli so everyone around me can see all the cock on my dashboard. when i leave the building they ban it again

Brian

always worth mentioning that this was literally tim heidecker

I know what you're thinking. Space eggs and space bacon. With a side of meteor beans. Sounds like a pretty typical space breakfast right? Not the way I do it

If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited