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mr zvahl what are ur opinions on updog

...What's updog?

#i've been in the nether for a while. i don't know what that is.#why is zane snickering behind me. this freak is always up to something #aphmau #i miss her i miss my wife. she's not my wife but she was ncie and i miss her fuck my stupid shadow knight life #minecraft diaries #laurance zvahl #aphblr

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gengario

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

babymorte

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

It's my birthday!!! Yyayy🎉

Oh. uhhh. Happy birthday! ummm. I don't... have anything for you... sssssorry... I mean, you didn't really give me any time to prep. Is it even still your birthday with the time difference? Ah, man.......

#if anybody gets on my case for being nice I swear to irene.#I'm not gonna be an ass to somebody on their BIRTHDAY for no reason #I dunno why they're choosing to tell me when I have nothing to offer though.......#I always thought birthdays were pretty cool but I dunno when mine is. not that anyone would celebrate it with me here......

…It’s Friday

FUCK

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amazoogle

tuesday status?

cognitohazardous

yup. its tuesday 👍

amazoogle

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

#IT'S LET'S NOT TORTURE LAURANCE TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!

#this doesn't need tags

zvahlne

i'm normally so nice to laurance but on livefromthenether something just snaps within me and i have to shove him down seven flights of stairs while i record his descent at the top

#i need to get back on his blog sorry :[#< prev tags #take your fucking time.#nothing good ever happens to me when you come on this blog #case in point THIS POST WHAT ISWRONG WITH YOU

angelbumbum

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

angelbumbum

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

#laurance zvahl #actually i know a guy who would love to reblog this #< prev tags #yea okay

Afraid to kiss Garroth? 🤨🤨🤨

...Interesting conclusion??

#yeah man real nightmare fuel #aaaaah

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yuo should kiss Garroth I think itll do you a lot of good

"yuo" should take a long walk off a short pier I think it'll do me a lot of good

ty laurlaur, my day has gotten much better since you took my sore throat and period cramps 🥹

happy to... help.... guh...

Imean. crap. No I'm not. I lied. Get out of here. Stop calling me that. Never do this to me again.

#you are ruining my tough guy persona

Hey laurlaur, having a bad time, I need to project my sore throat and period cramps onto you, thanks, bye!

WHA— OW!? What the hell?! Seriously?!?!? Why does that WORK?!??

ow. ow. owewwweew.

oneof my knights just sent me this picture. owwwww

#at least it's not hard to find a heat pad in the Nether #everything can be a heat pad. I'm gonna go tear a brick off the fortress and use that #my throat already hurts anyway. too fucking dry here

fairycosmos

i miss everything all the time but whatever

zvahlne

quick PSA about @livefromthenether, i don't like participating in really long conversational rp threads! that's not what the blog is for, it's for parody. he'll do quick interactions, but i really don't like long reblog chains. comment sections are fine if you want an extended conversation there! laurance can yap with you at length in the comments, i just don't want giant reblog chains on the blog.

also, please don't springboard off @livefromthenether posts into your own long rp threads, it makes a lot of notifs and i don't want to mute the posts</3

#sorry! been avoiding the blog because i was worried about this happening #and then today it did #so i'm just going to make it clear now so we all understand my boundaries on it #no shame to anyone involved with the recent chain!#< prev tags #zvahlne you're getting your stupid zane cooties on my blog #also zvahlne is giving me a piece of paper to say my reaction is not zvahlne's reaction and is based on the general humor of my blog blabla

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livefromthenether

Everyone stop being so fucking jolly right now. It's offensive to people who can't celebrate because there's nothing to celebrate in my life. I mean in their lives.

noi-fr-fr

Ohhh… sorry!! :(

livefromthenether

And yet you come on my blog, without invite, to mock me with your festive profile picture. Your apology rings false and I hope you burn.

noi-fr-fr

IM SORRRYYYYY I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG IM SORRY IM SORYG SORY

livefromthenether

Oh, I hate this thing, whose is this? Someone come get their... Tall child? Their thing. Someone come get their annoying thing.

noi-fr-fr

WHY DO YOU HATE MEEEE IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SO SO SO SORRYYYY :(

totally-not-ava-deactivated2026

sorry, that’s my annoying thing.

let’s go, noi, you can help me decorate.

noi-fr-fr

WHATTTTT IM NOT A THING AUHEJWJE

oooo I wanna decorate!!!! :)

totally-not-ava-deactivated2026

yes… you are.

okay, you can help aphmau and i!

livefromthenether

CAN YOU TWO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION SOMEWHERE ELSE??? wait what's this aboutnAp. No I don'tc are go away

totally-not-ava-deactivated2026

maybe i’ll revoke your invitation. i’ve already got enough jerks in my apartment.

notherincarnation

"oh..."

livefromthenether

Aph— I. uUh.

I'M TURNING OFF REBLOGS POST IS OVER PACK IT UP.

#and next time you people wanna have a conversation USE THE COMMENT SECTION #or ireneforbid DM EACH OTHER?? I don't need to watch you make holiday plans!!!!#you're stressing out zvahlne and if you stress out zvahlne they will put me back in the box

livefromthenether

Everyone stop being so fucking jolly right now. It's offensive to people who can't celebrate because there's nothing to celebrate in my life. I mean in their lives.

noi-fr-fr

Ohhh… sorry!! :(

livefromthenether

And yet you come on my blog, without invite, to mock me with your festive profile picture. Your apology rings false and I hope you burn.

noi-fr-fr

IM SORRRYYYYY I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG IM SORRY IM SORYG SORY

livefromthenether

Oh, I hate this thing, whose is this? Someone come get their... Tall child? Their thing. Someone come get their annoying thing.

noi-fr-fr

WHY DO YOU HATE MEEEE IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SO SO SO SORRYYYY :(

totally-not-ava-deactivated2026

sorry, that’s my annoying thing.