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I always knew it was gonna be laurance... I'm making a congratulatory laurence drawing to celebrate him being the first aphmau sexyman
Ps I HATE Laurence as a meifwa it makes me want to punch him but this was one of the only gifs of him being cute
It’s sad that Travis didn’t stand a chance in the end, but still congrats to Laurance for creating a cult to his name.
Also get realistic meif’wa Lauranced-
I have no reason to add this other than the fact it made me smile.
I'd like to thank @bluebirdo16, for essentially tearing apart the Aphmau community and ruining many friendships. It has been fun watching the community tear each other apart for the past month or two. You are a legend 🫡💚.
Never expected to tear people apart over this thing, but damn was it funny.
Well well well, congratulations to Laurance for officially becoming the Sexiest Cube/Man of Aphblr.
Also rip Travis
Ladies, gents and nonbinary friends,
I thank you all for all the votes over the last many weeks.
And now we are at the pinnacle of it all.
Whoever wins this will be the official sexiest cube of Aphblr.
So, without further ado:
Aphmau Sexy Men Contest: The Finale
Travis McD
Laurance McD

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So about that AI post huh?
If you're in the Aphverse fandom and you don't know what that title is referring to, you might want to sit down to read this. It's not... the best.
I want to use this post to both compile all the information I have from my own sleuthing, and express my thoughts and nuanced opinions in one place. I'm incredibly depressed by this whole situation, and I think everyone who's ever been a fan of anything made by this team deserves to sit with this uncomfortable truth with as much information as they need for as long as they need it. So lets get started.
Well... there was more stuff said because Jason can't not post on twitter. Screenshots and further discussion will be under the cut again because there's a lot more to it. Keep reading to see the bad meme I made in response to all of this
So Jason Bravura doesn't know when to shut his mouth and lie and now we're all paying the price for it. In response to... all the stuff I talked about in the original post, Jason took to his favorite website to give us an update (shout out to @menphias-flame for getting these screenshots for me so I don't have to open twitter).
There's so many problems with this I don't know where to even start. I guess the first thing is that clearly there needs to be some kind of work done on the internal Catface team if this kind of thing is happening without Jess or Jason's approval. That's a huge L on their parts.
The second thing is that comment about how this comes at the tail of character skin tones on merch and all I have to say is YEAH THAT'S NOTHING NEW. Skin tones of these characters have been off in merch for a while, and they have been completely butchered in thumbnails for even longer. Their thumbnails can't even get certain characters eye colors right, let alone their skin tone. That is a weak argument for why they weren't involved in this, because skin tones have been an issue for this team since they were Blujay studios.
Third, I really hate how Jason is making a martyr out of himself here. Talking about how he's responsible for everything, how he personally halved his salary for the team, how this is all his fault. I wish he just. Hadn't done that. Because if your content production is so overwhelming and incapable of keeping up with itself without using AI, MAYBE CHANGE YOUR CONTENT PRODUCTION SCHEDULE???
Nobody is making Catface upload that many cocomau videos a week, and I'm sure if they heard me say this, Jess or Jason would start talking about how much money it takes to run their operation. And my response to that is to downsize your operation along with downsizing your content generation. Because as it is now they are burning the cabdle at both ends, overworking every artist contracted under them, and still failing to meet their own requirements. Methinks their requirements might not actually be humanly possible anymore and they need to change what those requirements are in order to survive.
Fourth, and finally, we have confirmation. Confirmation of the job posting (lightly), and confirmation that yes Catface uses AI in their content creation. Now Jason is trying to convince you in this post that they use it in an ethical manner, that there is no art or writing generated for their works, only ideas and production tool creation, whatever that means. And uh, hey Jason...
THERE IS NO ETHICAL WAY TO USE THE STEALING AND LYING MACHINE THAT KILLS THE PLANET!! YOU ARE KILLING THE PLANET WITH EVERY TIME YOU ASK A CHATBOT TO GENERATE SOME IDEAS FOR AN ASMP VIDEO!!
We now have confirmation that Catface studios uses AI in the process of making cocomau videos. And that sucks!! I wish they had lied to us!! I wish that Jason had gone on twitter and told a bold face outright lie to the entire fandom! I wish we could've been forever stuck in speculation with squinted eyes, instead of having this ugly truth laid bare. This sucks.
That's all there is to this. This sucks.
I'll probably still finish Mermaid Tales because in my social circles I've been the only one who's watching it and reporting back to people on how bad it is, but once that's over? I doubt I'll watch another new Aphmau video. Even if MyStreet Season 7 actually comes back, even if Jeffory and Blaze and Cadenza are all in it, I'll not want to watch it. Because now I can't trust the creators or anything they make. I never can. Until I see a comprehensive behind the scenes production process on MyStreet with reliable proof of no gen AI usage, I can never trust them, and that kind of documentary would cost too much money to film.
I'll still work on my fanfictions, have my fun with these characters in my own worlds, and engage with other fan content. This fandom is a special thing to me, and I've never needed them actually making anything I wanted to watch for that to be the case. But I will probably talk less about critiques of the writing and just do more silly Blaze posting when I'm in the mood for it, cause he's mine now as far as I can tell.
Thank you for reading this far, thank you for keeping a critical eye about you, and remember that Jason can't take your childhood memories away from you. Sparkle on and remember to be yourself
Oh and here's that meme I promised, made in about 5 minutes with a reliable zero usage of generative AI in the creative process
If (when) Laurance wins the sexyman contest we should rename Aphblr to Laurblr
I’ll at @ whoever runs this fandom and make them change it to Laurblr if it does happen.
I look at the Garroth poll like a husband in a movie looks at the video tapes of his wife who died from mysterious illness
Makes sense, he is dead now.
What? Did I not tell you guys this? We shoot whoever is knocked out of the contest with firework rockets squid games style.
*HeadGarGar went off in a bang*
Aphmau Sexy Men Contest Semi-Finale 2/2
Dante McD
Laurance McD
Leif
(Sorry for those who voted on the beta 2/2 queued poll, I forgot to put the third sexy man in. Anyways, good luck to all the participants. They all will very well need it.)
checking this blog over and over again has been so fun. I think seeing leif ahead by 1 whole percent has been the biggest gap between him and Garroth for a good while.
You’ll never believe me when I tell you there was once a time where Leif was a whole 1,9 percent ahead was of Garroth.

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I understand sports fans watching the Leif v Garroth duel go down. Checking on the blog every hour or two and seeing that one of them has pulled ahead by .01% and losing my mind. Also I'm pretty sure that poll has had the most votes out of this entire tournament. If Leif doesn't win this I don't even know if we'll get these numbers on the final round.
As someone whose family is big on football/soccer and so am I, everyone’s reactions gives:
(Insert Leif vs Garroth and Football matches here ^)
And I think all the propaganda and reblogs is what spread this out enough that we have what? 400 people who’ve voted(fucking insane btw. Thank you all). I’m hopeful this energy will go into the finale, but based of the semi-finale, it’s not too bad. I’m just glad we have 400+ people in this fandom in the first place.
The way Leif and Garroth are constantly tied or have a 0.2% difference kills me
So a little look into how I operate this contest:
I usually have the next polls queued up about a day or at minimum 8 hours before the next poll is live because at that point someone has already taken a great lead, but I just can’t do that with the second semi-finale round cause the tug of war is that bad/good. I will probably have to watch this part until the last hour at this rate.
Also I’ll say it here, if part 5 ends in a tie, fuck it I’m putting Logan in the semi-finale instead of them.
Honestly both Leif and Garroth gave such a good fight that in my heart both are winners its great to see the aphmau community be so pationate abt smthng
Even if I wished more mod mod characters survived I'm just glad that there was some diversity of choices in one of last few rounds
Also im drawing Garroth and Leif as the magnet cover
When I started this I was so worried that this thing would become basically Tag Slop, so I’m glad people are actually passionate about this. Especially when it comes to the Leif and Garroth bitch slapping fight.
Btw I am sorry that THE WHEEL fucked over every mod mod character in this. They needed better matchups than against mfer Zane and Malachi.
ALSO YES, DRAW THAT MAGNET COVER!
Whole house gone mad
Oh my Irene I love the art.
But also if this was a real arena match, I’m pretty sure this is how it would go down.
Do you think Leif might actually win against garroth? Ive never seen him have this much support.
Previous ask kinda gave an answer to why everyone’s rallying, but genuinely I have no idea. They are always just a couple of percents behind each other so it’s anyone‘s game. I mean heck, as I’m typing this they’re tied, so who knows??

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Listen, the MID fandom is one of the smallest in regards of Aphmau's main RPs. I think even Mermaid Tales is beginning to exceed us.
Which may be part of the reason why the fandom went so rabid. I didn't know Leif was the only Daemos standing until someone reblogged it saying that. That's why they're going crazy right now. They made it out of Round Two with 2 Daemos and are trying to get Leif out of Round 3 and to Round 4.
We need some form of pride to cling to. We know the MCD and MS characters are covered.
We have to prop up our boy. We didn't try hard enough with Pierce, but dammit if we're not gonna try with Leif!
-💜
I wish y’all luck then, cause honestly that’s all I can give y’all.
Who did you want to win before they got knocked out of the tournament?
My man.