hey this is a nonsense blog where I hate on JKR and harry potter <3
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name is Aiden, demi, bi, transmasc! He/Him pronouns please :)
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hey this is a nonsense blog where I hate on JKR and harry potter <3
warrior cats fan and sometimes toh fan
name is Aiden, demi, bi, transmasc! He/Him pronouns please :)

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does anyone know when this will end.
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i love my AWESOME GIRLFRIEND
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@oak5ever come get your man
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just bit my paws again #OW
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important to remember the REASON FOR THE SEASON 300 years ago today the founder of one of the most important bloodlines of the coalition was BORN remember to honour STORK by KEEPING THE COALITION STRONG
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get a load of this guy
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Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You.
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get a load of this guy
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beautiful picture i took today . the grasslands truly have the best sunsets.
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girl
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how to keep tirones loyal to the coalition.
beat them up
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i disagree.
#who is this man and can we get his tirone away from him
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what was that
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did you guys hear that.
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why did my mentor post on felinia tumblr instead of telling me she was about to die.
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felinia tumblr heritage post
#holyshit a relic #do yall remember when clerics could have felinia tumblr accounts... #the good days
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thank god my other vent post didn't blow up. that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life.
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i will be on the news.
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im going to kill all of you.
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at this point i dont even experience cuteness aggression. i see my boyfriend and think he's so cute i start wanting to harm myself & others.
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cuteness depression
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i have a gun.
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BREAKING. SHE RAN AWAY???
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and youre never catching me bitches
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wait youre hot girl run away to the rivers??
#PLEASE#I THIRD WHEEL ALL DAY. #CAN I PLEASE GET A WIN
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someone let me out.
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i love getting an influx of followers only to for them to realise that all i do is call my boyfriend cute and complain about my shitty life
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only the strong will survive
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everybody except red unfollow me.
#MY boyfriend.
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mitski was right there sure is another day to come. then another day to come.
#can i actually get a win ever #i hate it here.
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Shark vs Stork
Shark
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VOTE SHARK
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VOTE SHARK
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heres why stork should be voted for and why you're a disloyal soyboy if you don't vote for him.
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VOTE SHARK
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I love the sea 😊
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where are you finding these
CHANGING SKIES AU ALLIEGENCES.
Cats who are highlighted; (pinenose, snowbird, squirrelstar, mothwing, heathertail etc.) are all cats who were scarred by the kin or the imposter
Alderheart, twigbranch and finleap aren't dead they're just living outside of the clans.
this wiki article on thistleclaw's personality is way too nice to him what the hell
OH COME ON

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Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.
Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.
what an absolute tarpit of a woman
like yeah its kinda corny but i dont think it warrants all of that
Butler called denying health care to trans kids "an act of cruelty."
For those wondering: yes, she is saying that Democrats who abandon trans rights are using fascist logic.
reminder thar Butler uses they/them pronouns. Gender deconstruction is central to their feminist theory
I’m religious but not generally superstitious and my dad and brother are atheists so it’s interesting how we’ve formed superstitions around ourselves anyways. Maybe it’s because we’re theatre people.
You must follow all theatre superstitions. That’s a given. Don’t say good luck to someone about to do a performance, don’t say Macbeth in a theatre, etc.
But we’ve also got some homegrown ones of our own. For example, don’t eat barbecue pork on election night. If an appliance stops working you need to insult it immediately. If you hope for something you need to knock on your head or it won’t happen.
It's like how you don't roll dice when the DM doesn't tell you to, because you might waste a nat 20.
See as someone who likes statistics I know that’s not a real thing but at the same time I Get It.
I know logically that rubbing the dice between my hands first won’t make it any more likely for me to get the number I need when I’m playing a board game but I’m gonna do it anyways.
I learnt in anthropology class that superstitions form in situations governed by chance or chaotic forces, where humans have low agency to influence the outcome. It has nothing at all to do with religion or spiritual beliefs, it's just a thing that happens.
Certain professions and activities are prone to superstitions developing for this reason
I wrote a paper last year about maritime superstition and how it’s an early strategy to cope with anxiety in high risk scenarios. The research I saw basically showed that it helped reduced anxiety and improve decision making by giving sailors a feeling of control, making superstitious sailors (typically generational fishermen) safer on board than their newer coworkers.
Newer fishermen were more likely to work on larger scale vessels than generational fishermen, where they have less control over operational decisions as well which was more likely to contribute to a feeling of helplessness > higher anxiety > no coping strategies > poor operational decision making.
Essentially the old timers on their old boats with their arbitrary rules about whistling kinda made their own safety with that coping strategy.
Anyway shout out John J. Poggie.

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When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk
Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.
They didn't just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.
But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.
Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF! The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and "green" they are. Unintentional self satire at its finest.
They couldn't even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic
It is such a perfect example of the true face of "green" capitalism, it's hilarious.
The punk in this solarpunk comes from cutting the corporation out of the picture
ALSO
Another really interesting thing about this edit is that they changed the label on the side of the apple-picking machine.
From "donations" to "commons". It's a subtle change, but it makes a huge difference in the world-building of the video. The former implies that this big orchard belongs to an owner and that they're donating the fruits to "the less fortunate" (and, by extension, that poverty is still a thing); the latter implies that the orchard belongs to everyone and that the fruits are free to take in the spirit of solidarity.
Waffle To The Left brought out the potential in this gorgeous video and made it an actual solarpunk utopia — without brands and without corporate pandering, complete with true common ownership over land and resources.
everyone in the world needs to stop what they’re doing and read barrenclan nowwwww i don’t care i don’t care you need to read it. for me.
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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
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LMAOOOOO
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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
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Do you hear that
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This is kind of a bop actually
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op? op are you ok
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going on a date tomorrow! 😀
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haha what.
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can you repeat that op
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op?
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op can you repeat that
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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
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Hi
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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
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why do you need skin
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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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is there wifi down here
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no
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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
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Oh. You.
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What. What does that mean
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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
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are you SERIOUS
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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
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my bad
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hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it's literally r G b
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uhh... i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don't get the recognition you deserve but you don't have to put down other colors
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at least you're on the color wheel :(
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I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It's literally such a red flag
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not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)
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you're in her dms, i'm a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.
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if you can't be represented by a wavelength of light you're not a real color
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this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!
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tired of ppl telling me i'm the "absence of color" and therefore not a color myself. like you don't get to choose how I identify!
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why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven't gone anywhere
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sounds like a skill issue????
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stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!
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yeah i'm so much hotter than that
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fuck you
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wtf i'm literally shaking and crying right now i just saw silver bullets for sale on temu why the fuck are there silver bullets on temu
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Hey. Hey. Look at me. Do you genuinely believe Temu of all places is going to have genuine sterling silver bullets for sale? TEMU. Wish and Shein's bastard child?
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they had wooden stakes on there too i'm actually fearing for my and my partner's lives right now
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Yeah I bought some wooden stakes from Temu and they broke instantly. I wasn't even using any force to put them in my lawn as it rained quite recently. I wouldn't worry too much about any silver bullets you find. They're probably just silver plated.
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Can confirm- Temu silver isn't real and can't hurt us. I bought a bunch of silver jewelry off there because I can't afford anything the legitimate stores are selling and when I tried them they barely even burned. Not worth it.
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Why on earth would you, a werewolf, buy silver jewelry???
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well for me it's a sex thing.
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Why would you voluntarily wear jewelry from Temu? Did you at least sanitize it first???
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Uh... I licked it first. Werewolf saliva can disinfect surfaces right?
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YOU WHAT
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Oh my g-d just because werewolf saliva can make your wounds heal faster doesn't mean it works miracles!!!
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Wait how would you know that?
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@.daddy-fenris is not the brightest sometimes.
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oh my god IT WAS ONE TIME why do you have to put me on blast right now
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The world needs to know. Roadkill please go see a doctor or a vet or something.
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i feel like this is taking away from the real issue at paw
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Can't you see we're having a conversation here?
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IT'S MY POST???
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Not anymore it's not