A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.
Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.
❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜
❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜
❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜
❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜
❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜
❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜
❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜
❛ I like saying no. ❜
❛ I hate everything. ❜
❛ I love nothing! ❜
❛ I regret nothing. ❜
❛ I regret everything. ❜
❛ People are idiots. ❜
❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜
❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜
❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜
❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜
❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜
❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜
❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜
❛ No. ❜
❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜
❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜
❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜
❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜
❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜
❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜
❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜
❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜
❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜
❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜
❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜
❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜
❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜
❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜
❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜
❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜
❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜
❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜
❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜
❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜
❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜
❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜
❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜
❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜
❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜











