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trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
AnasAbdin
d e v o n
Cosmic Funnies
styofa doing anything
noise dept.
Origami Around
shark vs the universe
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
JVL
todays bird
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
NASA
Stranger Things
Discoholic 🪩
Kiana Khansmith
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@littlespaceyguy
I feel uneasy
these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there
is that wrinkly kong
ok these are all quite certainly this exact picture of wrinkly kong. why
forget what you saw
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Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder
fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism
disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die
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dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors
Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.
No subscription. Just program.
On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.
Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.
I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.
Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.
my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more
does this one count
what the hell did he mean by this
this would work on me
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The Witch (1900s)
Artist: William Mortensen
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.
I can't remember where I first heard it, but here's a joke that's lived rent free in my head for years:
two friends, a Jew and a Christian, are talking about holiday customs.
the Jew says "on Rosh Hashanah, it's traditional to blow the shofar 30 times"
the Christian looks at him awkwardly and says "wow. all we give our chauffeur on Christmas is a bottle of wine."
shana tova everyone
really enjoying the fact that people have said "this too is Torah", "y'all need Jesus", and "by Allah you people are dogs" in the notes. I hit the Abrahamic tumblr trifecta
🎶Torah-Jesus-Allah! Rosh Hashanah!🎵
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oh shit we got december tomorrow…
you're lying
WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW
when you turn on the dishwasher the dishes have sex in there
sorry for the lack of asexual representation on my post about dishes. listening and learning.
