stardust

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

if your friends have a baby, and love mail, and generally have a robust capacity for yes-anding bits, you can mail them a letter from the Bureau of Appreciation for Baby Art notifying them their baby is a finalist in the Baby Art Championship and they must submit a piece for appraisal. and some months will pass as their baby develops more motor skills. and then. you will receive beautiful art (abstract). try this scheme today

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

World Heritage Post

this heatwave might turn me evil for good

one stupid question and I’ll end up on the news

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said