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She helped bankroll the campaign to keep Scotland in the UK, and a lot of pro-independence campaigners who were fans felt disappointed and let down.

During the campaign she referred to pro-independence voters as death eaters, and became good friends with misogynists who frequently targeted women in political roles (councillor or member of Parliament)

Scotland recently passed a law to reform the Gender Recognition Act. This makes this process for trans people in Scotland easier by reducing the bureaucratic red-tape and invasive procedures that people have to jump through to obtain a Gender Recognition Certificate.

JK Rowling and her bigoted friends have been attacking this legislation and trans people for some time.

The British Government, in an unprecedented move, have decided they are going to block the legislation. They have not done this to any law since the Scottish Parliament was reinstated.

Scotland leans more to the left than England does. By doing this the British government (and the opposition parties that aren’t fighting against it) are surrendering the progressive case for the United Kingdom to still exist.

3 World Cups.

2 Libertadores.

2 World Club titles.

6 Brazilian League titles.

1283 goals scored.

Athlete of the Century.

The king of football and the greatest to ever do it.

The curtains were blue because throughout their filmography the director consistently uses cool tones to mark moments of distance between characters. The curtains were blue to tie the events in that room into the broader oceanic motif of this particular novel. The curtains were blue because the assonance evoked a contrast with the following stanza of the poem.

Even the curtains looked expensive: floor to ceiling velvet drapes, in a flawless royal blue. She tucked the saucer up on the windowsill and tied back faded blue curtains with a loop of string. The narrow blinds were the same navy blue as the pinstripe suit of the man who served eviction notice that sent them to this office.

The curtains were blue because the author’s childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of comfort in that place. The curtains were blue because the author’s childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of grief in that place.

The curtains were blue as an allusion to the contemporary joke about literary criticism, an extension of the author’s autocritical approach that will be further discussed in section seven.

The curtains were red, as a pun on;

For straight characters, simply remove all sofas, chairs, and other seats from the scene. Now, they will be forced to stand up and talk.

For queer characters, it's more complicated, since queer people are notorious for not sitting correctly. This sweeping generalization applies to the entire queer community. (It's sarcasm tumblr don't cancel me.) If you remove all chairs, these characters will likely just sit on the floor and talk, perhaps in some sort of odd configuration; one might lie on their stomach with another using their back as a pillow, with a third sitting oddly between their legs in.

You need something to chase them.

Having something chase them will prevent them from sitting down and talking. Just be cautious about what you choose to have chase them. The queer community is also known for going heart-eyes over monsters, so if you're not careful, that bloodthirsty vampire might end up joining the cuddle puddle on the floor, crying about their feelings.

secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT! me: no government agent: say 2014 tumblr was cringe and the new culture is better! me: *spits blood at the agent’s feet* fuck you

“[whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about]” I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

because 2014 tumblr had the best snemes (snake snail memes)

none of you denying it now would survive the Skeleton War

Beautiful Internet Era Too Good For This World, Too Pure

girls don’t want boys, girls want a return to actually wholesome memes

when I die I want 2020s tumblr to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time

I will climb 90-post-per-day blog archives to find 2014 tumblr content. I crave that mineral

this post is the real last meme of 2014

An example off the top of my head - if I say ‘He gave a whisper of a smile’, it does not mean that the smile is literally whispering; it means that the word ‘whisper’ invokes a sense of smallness, due perhaps to subtlety or shyness, and that is something I want connected to your mental envisioning of this dude’s smile.