si vale valeo

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

this grave keeper edible aint shit

oh my godddd can an age of shadow and ceaseless gnawing fall upon the land already

the prophecy said it was your turn to invoke the next one, dude

Do I Have To Do Everything Around Here

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

NOOOOOO

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

Oh I love these new super vibrant coppery greens! I think I will paper over all my walls in this color and fill my wardrobe with these verdant hues

It’s just me and Paris Green against the world! #myparisgreen

I have contracted a mysterious illness

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

I truly believe we don't have much time left