do u ever see a candid photo of urself and realize u actually have zero fucking clue what you really look like

I’m crying

This truck got no business being that thicc

I shrieked

if i make $8000 a year, and decide to buy fancy $5 ice cream once a month, I’m not poor because I splurged on ice cream, I was already poor to begin with. The fact that we have to justify $5 is fucking absurd.

if you’re ten feet underwater and manage to swim up five, you’re still drowning

IT’S BACK

what even was this show

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

I went for a walk to go find/catch pokémon but the Pokémon Go servers were down!!!! So I just went for a walk in the sunshine on a summer day like some kind of idiot!!!!!! I feel bamboozled and tricked I did not leave my apartment for this 

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball