well technically i only watched the first couple episodes but

your baby's first word was "dada"? lol, cute. i bet he doesn't know what dadaism even is. my baby's first word was "sepulchritude" and he enunciated it perfectly.

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

I’m a creep LMFAOOO I’m a weirdo LOL

I love not knowing who 95% of celebrities are. every day someone new is trending and I go "I don't know who the FUCK this is" and move on. I love that

here 🕳 have a void to scream into

This is exactly how the women in the Shrek series are. I love it.

this is lexus december to remember erasure

Vending machine but it vends moss covered rocks, small opals, faux ivory brooches, mushrooms to plant, tiny sacks of dirt, seaglass, and gnome statues