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I think I found my new favorite comic of all time

If existence is meaningless, create your own purpose and meaning.

this is everything I ever needed, and I had no idea until now.

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

i could blog better than this but i won't

If i look at your blog and your entire thing is getting into heated arguments with really hateful anonymous asks then I'm blocking you. Even if I agree with everything you're saying. I just think that is a deeply sad way to spend your time on the internet. Go play Minecrap or something this isnt good for you

I dont give a flyeing fuck what you think of my page

Pacman that's literally not your gimmick

Fuck yo blog fuck your jokes fuck your takes fuck your life fuck your soul fuck your world fuck your century fuck your family fuck your clocks fuck your treasure fuck your wristwatch fuck your gold wristwatch and fuck yo gold fucking coin

Lay waste to his pussy with torch and sword

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can