Emotional Support Depressed Bastard

me in the coal mine: oh no i lost my canary because it's so dark in here and i can't hear her singing :( i better light a match so i can find my little songbird!

Okay, good news first, it's quite a bit brighter.

Also, I located the canary, so that's a positive.

However,

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

Get a wet paper towel and wipe up the last line of dust with it. No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it.

"No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it" is a raw and inspiring quote I did not expect from a post about a minor chore annoyance xD

it’s a leap yeap

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

we need a universal grocery classification system like the dewey decimal to aid in shelving, so i don’t have to figure out whether you think maple syrup goes with the sauces, breakfast foods, jams, or condiments

#the chewy decimal system (via @crafty-butch)

Me playing any video game ever: “I need to keep at least one of every item in this game or else I will die in real life”

there really is something in how AI art cant get human hands right vs. some of the oldest art we have is our handprints on a wall. im not gonna write the poem you get it. the themes.