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Not having a traditional job or plans to get an education will have people asking you things like so what is the purpose of you staying alive?

baking with my mama

nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door 

sorry i gotta break up with my husband. yeah so i can be monogamous with my husband. he got pissed i was cheating on him with my husband so if i don't stop seeing my husband and only see my husband he'll kill himself

Love that from Dylan’s perspective Milchick booking it out of the room after giving him the letter was out of a desire to not deal with the emotions it would bring forth instead of the actual fact that he was running late for his new comedy hour with the animatronic wax figure of their god

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix