idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

i straight up do not respect your media opinions if you can't let harry potter go

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

i did not have sexual relations with that flaming skull

fnaf security breach is a deeply fascinating game to me. first of all, the story flies directly in the face of everything the previous games and even the promotional material to this game were building up to (most notably, with not doing anything interesting with vanny to instesd revive afton for the nth time). apparently, the devs added in those story details without input/supervision from lead writer of the series scott. and apparently, they did that because scott straight up didnt tell the dev team the story of the game they were making. on top of that, this is probably one of the buggiest games ever made period. there was a bug that skipped cutscenes if your dialogue volume is set to 0, and as many people pointed out, having the volume setting affect anything other than volume is a very impressive feat of gamedev. its gotten to the point that streamer backseat gaming, who was one of the first content creators to really showcase how broken the game is, now refers to any element in any game that has a lot of buggy interactions as a "freddy". all elements of this game reinforce the idea that developing it was a really fucked up process

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

we are so excited to announce that we will be opening the Children's Pizza Restaurant from the hit horror game franchise There's Murders At This Children's Pizza Restaurant