i did not have sexual relations with that flaming skull

fnaf security breach is a deeply fascinating game to me. first of all, the story flies directly in the face of everything the previous games and even the promotional material to this game were building up to (most notably, with not doing anything interesting with vanny to instesd revive afton for the nth time). apparently, the devs added in those story details without input/supervision from lead writer of the series scott. and apparently, they did that because scott straight up didnt tell the dev team the story of the game they were making. on top of that, this is probably one of the buggiest games ever made period. there was a bug that skipped cutscenes if your dialogue volume is set to 0, and as many people pointed out, having the volume setting affect anything other than volume is a very impressive feat of gamedev. its gotten to the point that streamer backseat gaming, who was one of the first content creators to really showcase how broken the game is, now refers to any element in any game that has a lot of buggy interactions as a "freddy". all elements of this game reinforce the idea that developing it was a really fucked up process

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

we are so excited to announce that we will be opening the Children's Pizza Restaurant from the hit horror game franchise There's Murders At This Children's Pizza Restaurant

bro come download files and documents with me

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

they say going missing and starting over is rlly in right now