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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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cherry valley forever
shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@little-low-key
Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.
This is the principle behind medieval jesters
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Wtf is " Falling sickness "???
It’s a sickness. Where u fall
I HAVE RETURNED
why do i have to have a gender? why can't i just vibe?
Y’all I want to make some designs but I don’t know what to make! Any suggestions?
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i’m not saying i want to be a vampire but given the chance to be gay, dramatic AND immortal i certainly wouldn’t turn it down
Anyone have any advice for buying a binder?
Try GC2B! They have full binders, which look like tank tops, and half binders, which look length of sports bras. They’re all under $40 (at least the ones I’ve seen, and they come in colors and skin tones too
Link: https://www.gc2b.co/?utmt1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3auEgNq34gIVh7rACh2O3goXEAAYASAAEgJOJfD_BwE
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People who are pansexual are:
attracted to persons regardless of their gender
and/or attracted to all genders
people with a really pretty PRIDE flag
we are not:
special bisexual snowflakes
calling bi people transphobic
confused
Also bisexuality is an awesome and valid identity and you can pry my bi/pan solidarity from my cold dead hands
People who are bisexual are:
Attracted to two or more genders
Can be attracted to all genders but prefers to use bisexual as a term/label
People with a really cool pride flag
We are NOT:
Transphobic
Disregarding of nonbinary genders
Confused
Shout-out to my pan siblings btw! Y'all are great! Anyone who disagrees can pry bi/pan solidarity from my cold, dead fingers
Woo! Yes!
Also we’re not just sluts
Not to sound like showerthoughts but the way life sends you subtle hints to go to sleep after you’ve been up for like 30 hours by fucking sending assassins of the shadow people government to pop up in your peripheral is very reminiscent of a tony hawk game slapping you back when you go too far out of the map cuz youre out of bounds
Gods agents: Hey uhhhhhh see this motherfucker right here? I think they just realized that sleeping is a myth and that once you dont sleep for 3 nights in a row you unlock immortality God: hm. send the shadow people
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never knew human anatomy was this fucked
cow bones by gary larson
Hey op? What the heck is this
crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.
source: (x)
So it’s not a funeral…
…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.
You might even call it
a murder investigation.
Same energy
one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”
Groups that want your blood
Vampires
Red Cross
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Yes, come on in!
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business
the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss
causing a ruckus
My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit
