SO PAN I COULD FRY AN EGG

a twitter thread that actually killed me

okay so making a donation post makes me genuinely anxious as hell but i've been told by many friends that i should, so here we go i guess??? long story short, i've been sleeping on the floor of my formerly abusive mother's office, and while that worked for a while, it seems like shit might break down because she wants my grandmother to move in, which will be a shitshow if it happens because she's horrifically a homophobic, transphobic, racist gusano. i don't think i'll *die* if i don't get help, but my stress levels are already kinda high as hell. i got a van for me to live out of if it gets too bad, but it needs front end work before i can even really drive it at all, and i got the money for that from borrowing from family, who want me to pay back $800 per month (which i think i can technically swing??? it'll just be really close and i'm probably going to have to sell some of my possessions) If you can help, i'd greatly appreciate it

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

Avengers: *fighting Thanos to prevent the massive deaths around the universe*

Kids cartoons in the 90s: Trying to sneak in dirty jokes

the award for “Most Creative Chapter Titles” goes to medieval Arabian writers

OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW