live laugh love (derogatory)

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

happy Thursday the 20th guys

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME YALL 😎😎

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

happy Thursday the 20th guys

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame

HAPPY THURSDAY

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

2 cups vanilla extract

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

OH

OH

please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check