Listen Up Fives...

tits are a wonder....such simple yet effective design

no thoughts .. head da vinky

might just mess around and reclaim my human worth as intrinsic instead of defined by my productivity

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

can you believe this website is free

So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.

the absolute funniest revelation in this article is that open floor plans took off because of home renovation shows, and the reason every home renovation show did an open floor plan is because they thought smashing walls down with sledgehammers would appeal to male viewers. that’s it. that’s the only reason.

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

orville peck is an absolute legend for hiding his face 24/7 and then describing himself in his music like “don’t worry guys, I’m hot” 

My beloved father, with this sword in my hands I swear I will avenge your death

Where did you get this because I need one and I’m gonna pass it down as the beloved family heirloom it deserves to be