I Really Dont Know

I know this is a real boring classic but I still think it’s awsome.

Person A has had a huge crush on their best friend for like a year and a half.

Person B sorta notices it but still thinks they r str8t so they don’t ask. But later on they do.

Person A in extreme denial about their sexuality but knows they have to tell B if they want their fantasy’s to come tru.

Person B a few months later asks A to flirt with them (bonus points if in a different language)

A very confused and extatic. Says they they couldn’t live without B and sort of Confesses.

B wanting to clarify: so do you like me

A: I’ve had such a huge crush on you for so long

B: dinner?

Counselor: good night my dumpling

Me: good night my soy sauce

Mikyah: and together you make

Bard, about to get into a bar fight with orge: CAN I FIX THIS WITH MY VIOLA

DM: no.

Bard: FUCKin SHIT. HOW ABOUT MY UKEULELE

DM: you can hit him with the uke

Bard: ;) imma do it

Rolls not too low but good enough

DM: you hit the orge with the uke it smashes into pieces...

Bard: WHAT MY UKE NOOOO

DM, rolling her eyes: it smashes into pieces and he’s stunned. Do you run away?

Bard: yes, but I play my viola sadly as I dash out of the tavern

Dm: why

Bard: cause I’m sad as hell. I just broke my ukeulele

I’ll take care of you.

Monkey brain: HOLD HAND. KISS KISS

So I was helping at a camp and I saw this on the wall

And I thought is this

Brain: It’s summer. Wear nice things.

My pale ass: I haven’t seen the sun all school year

Brain: nice clothes

Me: sure

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