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Monterey Bay Aquarium

ellievsbear

roma★
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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tannertan36
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we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
ojovivo
Jules of Nature
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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This sounds like the start to a bad porno.

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Ship AUs
I know this is a real boring classic but I still think it’s awsome.
Person A has had a huge crush on their best friend for like a year and a half.
Person B sorta notices it but still thinks they r str8t so they don’t ask. But later on they do.
Person A in extreme denial about their sexuality but knows they have to tell B if they want their fantasy’s to come tru.
Person B a few months later asks A to flirt with them (bonus points if in a different language)
A very confused and extatic. Says they they couldn’t live without B and sort of Confesses.
B wanting to clarify: so do you like me
A: I’ve had such a huge crush on you for so long
B: dinner?
A: *about to cry with joy* ya. Dinner sounds nice.
when you’re glad schools starting so you can have a regular schedule and things to do again but also don’t want it to start bc you know you’ll be constantly stressed about school work
If you don’t know what this is you haven’t lived
Camp quotes
Counselor: good night my dumpling
Me: good night my soy sauce
Mikyah: and together you make
Everyone: A FUNCTIONAL DISH

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Bard vs DM
Bard, about to get into a bar fight with orge: CAN I FIX THIS WITH MY VIOLA
DM: no.
Bard: FUCKin SHIT. HOW ABOUT MY UKEULELE
DM: you can hit him with the uke
Bard: ;) imma do it
Rolls not too low but good enough
DM: you hit the orge with the uke it smashes into pieces...
Bard: WHAT MY UKE NOOOO
DM, rolling her eyes: it smashes into pieces and he’s stunned. Do you run away?
Bard: yes, but I play my viola sadly as I dash out of the tavern
Dm: why
Bard: cause I’m sad as hell. I just broke my ukeulele
Dm: fucking why did I ever think it was a good idea to tell you about bards.
I’ll take care of you.
No matter how hurt I am
Me: Im fine with being single and dedicated to my work
Monkey brain: HOLD HAND. KISS KISS
Me: NO!!!!!
So I was helping at a camp and I saw this on the wall
And I thought is this
Cris EVANS

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Crowley talks a big game shoving Aziraphale against the wall like that but I guarantee that if Aziraphale did the same to him that his entire brain would short circuit like a blown-out television set from the 50s and his legs would give out
IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. AZZYS LOOKING AT HIS LIPS I SWEAR. AND WHEN SISTER L COMES IN SHE SAYS “not to bother your intamate moment” or soothing like that I can’t quite remember. I’m dying
Turns out that when my heart goes UwU I just look constipated.
*Chirp chirp* you can almost hear this gif
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
FUCK
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS
do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.
its back on my dash yes
I love it when people mash songs together.
WHY DOES THIS SLAM SO HARD
This is the ultimate “it’s midnight and I’m walking through a shady part of town give me some Confidence for my Swagger” song.
I reblog this every time it comes on my dash, no exceptions
Yes this is good

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Good omens
I binged the entire thing today and I’m so happy they put so much of the book into it like I had the book open and it was almost line for line. I am impressed. I officially think that books should now be tv series like it was about six hours and it put almost every scene in it and more and I’m really impressed. Also that they refers to Az/Crowley so much it’s like their a old married couple which is in the book too I’m so happy.
Brain: It’s summer. Wear nice things.
My pale ass: I haven’t seen the sun all school year
Brain: nice clothes
Me: sure
^
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