Just a Tired Gay

i’m legally mail so i need to be stuffed into a post box

We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

Trolling used to get you banned from forums. Now they call you an influencer and give you brand deals & ad revenue. That's why it's more important than ever not to feed the trolls, especially in spaces where any attention is good attention and getting yelled at by 10k ppl in the comments counts as "engagement", boosting your troll post in the algorithm.

i love how hyenas still have the winter coat gene

Oh yeah. Spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta) and Asiatic lion (Panthera leo leo).

'people can write whatever the fuck they want' and 'its good to approach writing about sensitive topics with some diligence and forethought' are statements which can and do coexist

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

experiencing hallucinations is nowhere near as interesting or intriguing as horror media hypes it up to be btw its mostly just annoying as fuck. like okay skinless body i see out of the corner of my vision you got me the first time but this shits gettin old pack it up......

"oh you have hallucinations that must be so scary 😲" actually the scariest part about having hallucinations isnt the Horrors its the stupid shit. its the thinking that your phone is always ringing or vibrating THATS the freakiest. in reality the lamest parts about it are the Hat Man shit because after a while it doesnt feel like anything scary. its just like on the same level of annoyance as a white theater kid reciting the lyrics from a hamilton rap at you

i love that the tags on this have boiled down to "i cant stand the tooth man" like were talking about a really annoying stupid coworker besides the water cooler and all nodding in agreement like yeah fuck the tooth man why doesnt he get a job

Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

I want more GL/Yuri where the main character is a weird sex pervert. No more of that “I’m so shy and soft and sweet 🥺” shit, I want a girl who wants to fuck women and is proud of it.