variations of a girl

👏 WHERE 👏 IS 👏 THAT 👏 COLD 👏 WEATHER 👏

Global warming, y’all.

This is probably the saddest thing I’ve seen recently.

I don’t hate this idea.

I kinda love this man. Dale Hansen; a true American hero.

I kind of think that’s part of it, too. Find the things that make YOU want to Go/Be/Do. It’s not about being an adrenaline junkie; it’s about doing things that challenge you, that make you grow as a person, and make you live your best life. Zac’s gotten into some extremely physical, dare-devil like stuff lately; good for him. You do you, boo boo.

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

This. This thread is hilarious.

Anyone who’s ever said “Whistle while you work” has clearly never worked with someone who whistled.

There are legitimate fights going on including harrassment suits at my work because if this.

My husband walks around the house whistling. It makes me want to punch him in the mouth.

I'm old 😩

The fuck is wrong with--*looks around country* Nevermind. *hangs bead*

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

THIS IS GLORIOUS

let’s bring this back since we’re still seeing backyard boys wearing camo to try to look like the soldiers they’re not, while marching against the freedom real soldiers protect

I’d be down for a maximum wage.

Agreed!

another option for maximum wage is to make it so the highest paid employee cannot be more than a certain multiple of their lowest employees wage. so if the cap is say 100 times. that means that if a companies lowest paying job is $10/hour then they can’t pay themselves more than $1000/ hour. If they want to increase their wage, then they also have to increase their lowest wage. 

Morality is not subjective. If the Bible says x is wrong, x is wrong whether you are a Christian or not. You’re not exempt from the truth because you don’t believe it.

Except if you’re not a Christian you don’t believe that the bible is truth so….

My fave version of this post because of that gif omg

This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross. And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.

I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.

Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.

“thanks obama” i say as i high five my patronus after he protects me from dementors

Obama is my patrons. Yes.