Linad181

reblog if werewolves are valid and your blog is a werewolf safe zone

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

ACCURATE

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

If they say “I’m here” it either means “don’t ask” or “please ask” and you have to run a roulette of context clues to figure out which one.

this gets funnier with each passing year

C R Y I N G OMG

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

THESE ARE GOLDEN

THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG

@turtrussel

Oh dear me

This made me so happy

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

At Mount fuji

Forget the rest of the fireworks around the world, these are the best. HNY.

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

#not with that attitude you can’t

THIS FUCKING SHOW IS GOING AFTER EVERYBODY AT THIS POINT AND I LOVE IT

Bra-fucking-vo!

@cloud-peth