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The fundamental problem with ramen eggs is that if you eat one ramen egg, you don’t go “well, that was good. I’m satisfied now.” The innate natural reaction to eating a ramen egg is “that was great, can I eat at least five more of these bad boys”

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The problem with making ramen eggs is that it's so hard to not eat a truly preposterous amount of eggs in a day

So Jesus was definitely circumcised. And God was definitely not circumcised (man in his image obvs). So what secret third thing is going on with the Holy Ghost’s dick?

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