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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something
some of my favorites
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
âif you take medication for that, youâll be taking medication all your life!!â yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. itâs like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby iâm pursuing irresponsibly.Â
and the thrilling sequel:Â âtaking meds for that is the easy way out!â right you are my dude, iâm a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be
Taking the meds for the rest of my life means there is more likely to Be a rest of my life.

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used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic
Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying âit was 2020â as like. The full end of a story. You say âit was 2020â and everyone knows what you mean.
âI was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeahâ
âI was cast in a play and then it was 2020â
âmy boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020â
when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
i am so tired i couldnât sleep last night
every day i get a little madder about the âdream jobâ narrative⌠all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesnât abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably canât be) cosmic destinies and identities
has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

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We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.
I have been telling people for years that the company behind Pokemon Go had no-shit, for-realsies ties to the CIA and people never really took it that seriously. Anyway.
prev tags is a good tl;dr of what scanning means
ânever kill yourselfâ is such a funny phrase to me that i think itâs accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ânever kill yourselfâ enough times as a joke and maybe you wonât try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
i made this image for the express purpose of this
we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious
i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny
&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend
we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious
i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny
&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend
found a great fluff fic i wanna read it but iâm in class

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btw i am considering converting to catholicism
i am very tired atp in the semester so my autism gets worse. i get very sensitive to sound and my professor was talking very loud. it was driving me crazy.