Are we out of the woods yet?

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

lowkey kinda hard to access my inner peace and serenity lately

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

guys i dont know how many more "2 years between each 9 episode season" i can take

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

hey, listen. I don't care about any of that, okay? I'm going to destroy you.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

"it's all in your head" oh thank god, it's only just affecting the most important organ in my body that controls almost everything i do to live, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Oh that one is especially fun to hear when you have a neurological condition. Yes, I know it's all in my head. Headache disorders do tend to happen there. Shocking, I know.

This user would just like to say that she is disgustingly proud of the child with the C and can’t wait for the day he finally, finally gets to feel the joy of being rewarded for his efforts.