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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, iâm just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it

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"Never focus on on what you can subtract from- but what you can add to your meals."
This video was very fast but... this is what made me reblog.
Very well said.
The reason SPAM has a negative view is quite simple. Â During WWII, it was the only protein that wasnât rationed. Â This meant that most people ate more SPAM than they wanted to.
The culture around it has just remained.
just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i donât wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and iâll dm you a list
BRO?
Reblog if you're self indulgent and perverted lmao
fellas is it perverted to think happy thoughts
âSome of those Tumblr users write fanfiction!!â Yes, and water is wet; your point?
I think the funniest part is the "block and REPORT" Report for what??? Do they think tumblr has an anti-fanfic policy???
One thing about the WGA Strike is that Onion article was kinda right. Hollywood shot themselves in the foot with their current standard of cancelling every show people like to produce more and more short-term novelty.
Itâs not like we have tons of shows ending on cliffhangers waiting for season six anymore. Due to their greed, theyâve personally taken long-term viewer investment outside and shot it and now they canât count on it for negotiating power. What are viewers going to be mad about missing out on? The Twilight reboot? Another Star Wars spin-off? Several promising pilot seasons on Netflix with great representation that were already produced and cancelled before they aired and wouldâve been even if the strike hadnât happened?
Every show I grew up loving was cancelled before the writers or fans wanted it to be andvl that was when a single âseasonâ was an entire yearâs worth of weekly episodes, something that really felt like a big part of peopleâs lives for a reasonable length of time. Now the standard is a âseasonâ of 12 episodes dumped all on streaming one night when you arenât looking. Everyone binges it and the enthusiasm lasts about a week or two before thereâs nothing left to talk about.
Like a fruit fly. Fruit fly fandoms. The show and hype live for around ten days before they die.
LOS ANGELESâEmphasizing the negative effects the recent union action would have on the company, Netflix officials condemned the Writers Guil

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Hearing âminimum wage was never meant to be a livable wageâ from the very last generation of people for whom minimum wage *was* a livable wage is an entirely different level of fury.
having a character playlist is like this song is them. this song is who they think they are. this song is their brand of insanity. and this song is about a specific ass situation they were in. this song is about their relationship with another character. that song is about the relationship they would have with another character. this song is them but slightly to the left. this song is totally misinterpreted just to fit them. this song is just their vibesTM. this song is if everything had gone different. this song only has one line that applies to them. and this one has nothing to do with them but i was vibing with it real hard at the same time i fixated on them and now i'm unable to think of it without thinking of them
just in case u needed some motivation
while i canât in good conscience recommend it watching spn does in fact unlock both the biggest part of the map on ao3 and the funniest part of the map on tumblr
saw this thread and really loved it but what i liked most is that it taught this kid that if a book isnât for you, even if you really want to like it, itâs okay to stop reading it and come back to it another time when you are ready. there were so many books i slogged through as a kid because i felt like i had to prove that i could read them since i *loved* reading so i simply had to finish this book or i didnât actually love to read. silly, really. the more kids who donât ascribe to that thinking the better. really great of both the dad and the librarian for giving the kid access to the stephen king book and allowing him make the decision on whether or not it was for him by himself.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
âBeep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.â
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet
i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal
Iâm a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)
For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, âSpecial note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Learâs statement that he is âevery inch a kingâ.â
#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron
The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis
@bucklikethedollar why would you hide poetry like this in the notes
Prompt #911
âThey donât get along. Theyâre horrifically polite to each other and always have murder in their eyes.â
uh oh time to meet the parents prompts
i love this request so much! please feel free to use :)
âwhat are the chances that youâd let me not meet them, then tell them i died or something and we can run away together andââ âbreathe.â
âmom, this is [name].â ââŚâŚâŚ youâre joking, right?â
âmom⌠what would you do if i said i was getting married?â and a response like âomg!!!!! to that guy you were dating before??? when is it???? whatâs the color theme????? WAIT DONT MOVE IM FLYING OVERâ
^and a contrasting âdad⌠iâm getting marriedâ and a response like âoh ok congratsâ
introducing them in that awkward stage where theyâve been dating for like a couple months and theyâre eating dinner tgt and the parents are just humiliating them
âwhether you like them or not, i love them. you can respect that or you can uninvite yourself from the wedding.â
âthank you for loving my daughter. you were one of us from the moment you started taking care of her.â
they hit it off so very well that the parents are like F my child can i adopt u instead
^afterwards like âso what did you think of them?â and the parent(s) are like âi think i like them more than you.â
âiâm gonna be honest my love. watching you guys together made me glad because i know you have someone when your dad and i leave this earth.â
âgive her a chance.â
if the parents donât like the love interest: have scenes displaying how it feels for the love interest to have to see their partner scramble to convince their parents to like their partner. that cannot in any way shape or form go untalked about as the live interest probably feels humiliated, inferior, etc⌠also consider why the parents would dislike the love interest
âi donât like him.â âgood thing iâm the one dating him then, right?â
a lot of people donât have parents/good relationships w their parents so what if they broke the news to their friends :)
one of your characters doesnât have parents to break the news to but their partnerâs parents take them in as their own
âi need them to love me. because you love me, and you love them, and if they donât love me i donât know what iâll do.â
âi want them to love you.â
âi need you guys to love him because i love him.â
âi finally realized that i donât need your permission as much as i thought i did.â

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âWRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what youâre doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there.â
â Brandon Sanderson on overcoming writerâs block to create a first draft as a professional author (via almost-always-eventually-right)
it seems so strange to me that the only people it is socially acceptable to live with (once you reach a certain stage in life) are sexual partners? like why canât i live with my best friend? why canât i raise a child with them? why do i need to have sex with someone in order to live with them? why do we put certain relationships on a pedestal? why donât we value non-sexual relationships enough? why do life partners always have to be sexual partners?
My grandmother and grandfather more or less adopted my grandmotherâs best friend back in the 50s. After my grandfather died (before I was born, back in 1968 or so) they continued to keep house together, platonic best friends, and they hung together until they died, a few months apart, in 2007.
Itâs quite recently, as far as I can tell, that living arrangements like that have stopped being regarded as normal.
Itâs absolutely a new thing to find this stuff weird, and it has a lot to do with media pretending that the nuclear family and marriage are the only reasons to live with other people.
Iâve lived in a 3 adult household my whole life. My parents and their best friend. This was never weird to me, even though everyone my age thought it was because the media never portrayed these kinds of housing arrangements. As far as i was concerned, I just had an extra non-blood parent.
According to my parents, it was very common in the 70â˛s-80â˛s to buy houses with your friends, because it was financially smart to do so (so long as you were certain they were close friends who wouldnât fall out with you and fuck everything up). Houses and house payments are much more manageable when you split the bills 3-4 ways instead of just two.
Millenials arenât the first to think itâs a great idea to just shack up with friends. Thatâs housemating without the hastle of living with strangers. Itâs still a good idea to shack up with people youâve known a long time so you know how youâll get on living together, but still. In the current economy, itâs pretty much now our only option for affording anything.
I think, and Iâm not researched on this, but I think conservatives probably tried to suppress images of non-nuclear families because they likely thought it would encourage ideas of polygamy, polyamory, open sexual relationships with or without marriage, as well as other relationship types they thought of as un-christian or unsavoury. I could be wrong, but that shit wouldnât surprise me.
(And i want to make a note that thereâs also a disturbing amount of asexual denial around that makes people go âif theyâre living together they HAVE to be banging because why wouldnât they?â and that shit both creeps me out and annoys me no end. People can be in relationships without sex. People can live together without sex. Sex is not the be-all and end-all and people being taught to think it is really need to stop).
Donât let the media fool you into believing you can only live with a sexual partner or blood family. Someone somewhere has an agenda for making these seem abnormal, when really itâs just practical.
A lot of people acted like it was super weird when two of my brothers decided to move states with me when I started my postdoc. I got really used to giving a little canned speech about it because it seemed to bewilder people so much. (Their leases happened to be up! We could share rent! They wanted to try somewhere new!)
The notable exception was my grandma, who was just like, âoh, yes, when we were young my sister and I decided to move cross-country together and it was lovely.â
More of this kind of thing for everyone, pls.
The implication that close sibling relationships must also be a warning sign for incest also peeves me off; what kind of society are we living in anyway
#my momâs a historian#does a lot of research#one of the main takeaways from the census data of literally every US census since the beginning#is that the nuclear family has never been the actual norm#nobody really ever lived like that#and a lot donât now#and itâs clearly artificial and not ideal for most people#every household in the census had at least a grandma#usually a cousin#some rando#someone living in the house who wasnât mom or dad or kid#always someone#usually several someones#some uncles etc.#unmarried aunties#that sort of person#but often unrelated friends#weâve never really lived alone#thatâs not how families work#thatâs not how humans work Â
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Having a multi-adult household unit also just makes a shit-ton of sense, tbh. Much easier to split not only the bills, but also the housework and child-rearing responsibilities. Communal living ftw.
Itâs also super a capitalism thing.
With only two working-age people in the house, itâs very difficult to make ends meet without one of them (or increasingly, these days, both of them) working away the vast majority of their waking hours to earn enough money to support the household. The other person, if they arenât also working similar hours, is there to support that working person, full time, with unpaid labour.
The end result of this is that nobody has any time or energy to spend together properly, and they just end up tired and miserable and shackled to their work, throwing money at their problems because itâs all they can do. Itâs very easy to convince tired, miserable people to spend their money in the ways you want them to, and itâs also very easy to manipulate and oppress people who donât have the energy or the means to fight for their rights. Convince a whole nation that this is the way the world is supposed to work, and youâll be well away.
Death to the cancerous myth of the nuclear family.
My friends and I used to joke that we could just buy a huge house and essentially live in a commune together raising our kids.Â
Now that we all work jobs in complimentary shifts and 3/4 couples in the group are engaged, we have actually began to discuss this possibility seriously. Currently the winning idea is getting 2 split-family homes together, which would provide us with equal parts privacy and communal space. Like, how much easier would your life be if you had more than one other person in the house to help you manage things? Deciding on dinner, babysitting, splitting bills, would all be so much less stress with more people to tackle the load.Â