Dark Wizard of the Internet Blogosphere

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

Will smith just slapped will smith on the set of gemini man

*discretely pulling a guilty gear character aside at a party* hey man, your 17th zipper is down

real C&L pros know you gotta take as many ladders as you can while also avoiding the chutes