i’m crying my best

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

sorry, Dr. Dude

i don't understand how anyone can enjoy a piece of media without getting the urge to make an OC for it. like how can you fall in love with a world and its characters and just not want to create a little imaginary guy to experience it? couldn't be me

The bitch with the entirely fox head pointing and laughing is my favorite part.

alright here's today's controversial post. a good amount of you on here will be like "english was my favorite subject 😍😍😍" and then reblog posts like "here is why sex scenes CAN'T have symbolism" and "stop consuming media with toxic characters" like okay so what were you doing in your english classes then. cause it apparently wasn't learning or analyzing. i'm pretty sure it was doodling pictures of eyes.

self care is skipping the parts in fanfiction where authors actively choose to embarrass the characters!!!

at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays... on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence

#listen...tumblr is like the great mouse detective/american tail/ratatouille/rescuers rodent microcosm of reality#we live parallel lives but the stakes and consequences are proportionally tiny and sound like angry squeaking to people passing by#like#explain fandom drama to someone who isn't extremely logged on and all they will precieve is 🐀 ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

reading fanfiction is like. you are misinterpreting this character incorrectly. i am also misinterpreting them but i'm doing it the correct and sexy way. you dont know him like i know him

mixed opinions on child actors in general but for horror movies i know it’d just be a blast to be told as an eight-year-old that you get to be evil on camera.  “you’re going to put on this little suit and going to put on your best evil stare” like i just think that’d be so fun

Really addicted to the idea of being a child actor in Children of the Corn. Here kid take this pitchfork and go absolutely bonkers yonkers

can you motherfuckers stop talking about that stupid boat for like one second my dash is ruined

truly think the ship stuck in the Suez Canal debacle is what we All needed. they say disasters really bring people together and here's one that doesn't actually involve the death of anyone. we just get to watch an absolute fuck up live and relish in it. i feel more alive than i have in a year. i feel god in that stuck ship tonight

help girl i'm lengthwise in the suez canal

girl help i'm blocking international trade

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

i dont think that news about shrimp colours not being real is true. i think they just want us to feel better. everyones already sad about so many things etc