Welcome my lovelys

me every month: 

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

•Tony Stark would want you to become your own legacy.

•Peter Parker would want you to be better. There’s a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, and makes us noble.

•Steve Rogers would want you to stand up for what you believe in. Your opinions matter. Don’t let anyone tell you other wise. 

•Logan would want you to write your own story. You don’t have to be what they made you. You have the power to make your own choices.

•Wade Wilson would want you to be happy. It is okay to laugh. It is okay to smile. Don’t let the world take away your happiness. 

•Bucky Barnes would want you to move forward. Your past does not define you. Your decisions do not determine who you are; your actions do.

•Matt Murdock would want you to know that the important things in life cannot be seen. What is essential is invisible to the eye.

•Jessica Jones would want you to be strong. Never doubt your strength or power.

•Frank Castle would want you to seek out the truth. The truth cannot be long hidden; you must reach out for it.

•Clint Barton would want you to protect the ones you love. The people you care about make life worth living.

•Bruce Banner would want you to learn from your mistakes. It is our mistakes that shape who we are.

•Bruce Wayne would want you to fight for justice. You have the power to make an impact.

•Barry Allen would want you to face your problems; not run away from them.

•Diana Prince would want you to be resilient and empowering. You are the love that will change the world.

i know we all love typecasting bruce banner as the levelheaded calm guy but consider: none of that is actually true and here’s the facts: 

-this man saw right through black widow. seriously. he yelled once and she had a gun drawn and people in position to shoot. just to research the cube his ass, they want the hulk as well. apparently, they’re a package deal 

-this boy points out that fury will put him in a cage and natasha says “he won’t put you in a cage–” and bruce just cuts her off with the yell. he knows SHIELD better than a hell of a lot of other people 

-he gives her a goddamn “charming smile” as he says “just us?” that little shit knows that he’s got her cornered, and there’s nothing she can say to slip out of it. he knew that she would bring back-up, because you don’t confront that volatile of a man without having back-up

-bruce isn’t afraid to call shit out like it is. he knows fury doesn’t just want him to research the cube, there’s a containment cell for him. maybe it’s precaution, but fury’s a hell of a lot more advanced than that. he knew the hulk would make an appearance, and hopefully in SHIELD’s favor 

-when they get on the helicarrier bruce isn’t fazed by captain america’s presence at all can we say chill icon???? 

-bruce is the one who thinks to use spectrometers, which end up being VERY important to finding loki and the cube 

-when bruce sees loki in the containment thingy he’s like “wow he really grows on you” again reminding us all that bruce is the shade queen 

-he’s incredibly insightful about stuff, and knows that “warm light for all mankind” was a jab directed at tony, and that kind of fuckery i never pick up on so kudos 

-this is turning out longer than i expected but do i care???? no 

-calls out natasha for her bullshit when she says, “loki’s trying to manipulate you” 

“and what have you been doing, exactly?” like damn he has NO CHILL 

-he was helping people and then SHIELD dragged him back in and he verbally states this i stan a man who can admit when he’s upset 

-hulk is unbothered by this shit he probably just wants some pizza or some shit just let him live in peace u fucks 

-bruce just flat out admits he always has no chill which leads us to 

AGE OF ULTRON

-bruce asks how clint barton is doing and tony says “unfortunately, still barton” (mood) and bruce responds with “oh, that’s terrible” ;LFJKS;LFLKSADFKLJD MOOOD 

-helped design veronica so it could bring him down, also thinks AI technology is cool as shit 

-okay i know none of u like brucenat but nat calls him a dork and bruce BLUSHES how cute is that holy fuck 

-he understands a lil bit of xhosa (is that the spelling??) but anyway: Icon Nonetheless u go smart man 

-okay literally gonna mention wanda PURPOSEFULLY SETS HULK OFF ON JOHANNESBURG NOT GOOD 

-steve tries to say they don’t know what they’re doing when science bros are trying to make vision and bruce is like “and you do?” wow babes a fucking power move if i’ve ever seen one 

-he says he could choke wanda and not change a shade and tbh??? that’s the most savage fucking move of the mcu. NOTHING can top that 

-okay he also says to wanda “go ahead, piss me off” oh my god this man did not come to fuck around he is an icon 

Loki, also Asgardian, naive to a degree: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like wealth, and he gets whatever he desires from me.