What is and should never be

he is worth more

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

These are cursed images

WHO is he someone please TELL me who this Boy is

That’s Bone Bone the cat!

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you bone bone

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

Where my introverts at?

home

2019 mood

Why is this literally Jordan, Adrian, and I